Noodle Poodles

Welcome to Noodle Poodles, the company that designs, prints & produces cards to say exactly what you are thinking and feeling. Some cute and pretty, some a little witty but most are a bit, well, more than a bit.....they are extremely rude and sweary! Noodle Poodles believe in being kind, always, unless of course they're being a twonk to you, but even then our ruder products aren't intended to cause offense or to be used for anything other than friendly banter between friends and family. Its simple........don't be a knobber! What to expect from us! All cards are printed on pearlised 300gsm white card giving a lovely subtle glittery finish. They have the same pearlised finish to the inside and are left blank for your own message. Measuring approx these are lovely high quality cards. All cards will be sent with a coloured envelope for presentation and inside a cello bag for protection, your item be posted in a card-backed envelope via Royal Mail's 2nd class service. For an even speedier service an upgrade to 1st class is available at the checkout! ALL CARDS ARE DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY- Great eh?

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