Reusable Cotton Tote Bag, Eco Bag, Cotton Shopper – I feel like I should clean the house



I feel like I should clean the house so I’m going to lie down until the feeling passes. Funny, quirky gift!

This eco friendly cotton tote reusable bag has black print on the natural cream bag is a real eye-catcher, use it for shopping, on holiday, festivals or at home.

My Story

I originally started to make funny slogan bags for friends and family – they were greatly received and once shared on social media I knew I had to start selling them.


My Designs

I choose a mix of different fonts and styles to add individuality and fun to my designs.

Technical Details

This bag for life is made from 100% cotton and measures 35cm wide x 39cm tall x 13.5cm deep. The text is made from a specialist clothing grade vinyl, cut using my digital cutter and applied using my professional heat press.

This listing is for a cream tote bag but it is available in black as well.



Wherever possible your package will come in recycled packaging so please don’t be surprised if it arrives in a used bag. Recycling is very important to us here at DirtieGerties.


Turnaround Times

We aim to have your order dispatched within 3 -5 working days by 2nd class post. If you need it in a hurry please send us a message and we will do out best to try to accommodate your request.

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Shipping costs

Shipping from United Kingdom (UK)
Within United Kingdom (UK) Free

National Rates

Free National Shipping £0.00

International Rates

Disable International Shipping £0.00

Shipping Details

Maximum shipping charge per order £3.00
Minimum shipping charge per order £3.00
Free shipping for order spend over £25.00